bled:

i need more black shoes and black shirts to match my black heart





pizzota:

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)







cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight



bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile)



officialunitedstates:

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ohaymrdth:

kind of weird how i can post this online, but i could never actually read this aloud to anyone in person



pizzota:

moonemoji:

[prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you




(Source: meltedpoo)



moolaphant:

i feel bad for people’s eyes when they see me

they burn bc of my hotness 



i feel bad for people’s eyes when they see me



refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash