are you a dog? no ? goodbye
Are you hot?
"ur mums vagina is the canvas ur dads dick is the paintbrush boom u r the art" yes but u r math teacher level and i am da vinci level
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
i was bullied in high school for being very beautiful and popular