lets get weird 👽

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me



  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made




evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)



meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em



unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died



nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)



softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono)



cradily:

oh my god

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that





kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else