Anonymous asked:
Are you hot?




"ur mums vagina is the canvas ur dads dick is the paintbrush boom u r the art"
yes but u r math teacher level and i am da vinci level



gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*



disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(Source: parasailin)




oscar worthy

(Source: c-mines)



michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)




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trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals)



snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like



paradisaic:

i was bullied in high school for being very beautiful and popular



yungterra:

jjnuzz:

draumbouy:

Fuck you Ill eat all the ass I want.

Is this fucking narito font

how did u kno



yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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(Source: jollymarco)