zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

apphroditte:

"I just saw the camera and did. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga and that nobody could destroy me. "- Brendan Jordan to the Today Show

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore





jaclcfrost:

let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute



towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live



im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor)





gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero



vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(Source: vethox)



lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image

 



fall1997:

liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work



alternations:

a lot of my problems would be solved if u climbed into bed beside me



thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

(Source: foodless)



landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes