meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em



unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died



nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)



softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono)



cradily:

oh my god

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that





kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else



sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick)



gingahhh:

what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye